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RainStorm
Retina Diária
r o m a
Tao Of Mac
Whisquissos

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Again With The Comics
Autopia
Autosavant
Autospectator
bOING bOING
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INSTOPPABLE
Lines and Colours
Memepool
Music (for robots)
Neil Gaiman
Photoshop Disasters
Random Acts of Reality
Rocknerd
The Null Device
Virulent Memes

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Creatures in my head
Lewis
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Sinfest
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Reading:
The Dreaming Void - Peter F. Hamilton
TTC - Classical Archeology in Ancient Greece and Rome - John Hale (10/10)
TTC - Emperors of Rome - Garrett G. Fagan (10/10)
TTC - The Search for Intelligent Life in Space - Seth Shostak (10/10)
The Chamber - John Grisham (not my cuppa tea)

Playing:
Nuffink!

Listening:
A lot of Marvin Gaye
The Teaching College

Happening:
Very dazed and confused as a neophyte architect

Cartoons
We Ain't Reasonable Guys
01 02 03 04 05

Extra-Caffeine
01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17

The Syndicate of Super-Heroes
01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46

Mind Over Mind
01 02 03 04 05 06 *

The DSV Machine
01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10

DSV Machine previews & making
01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09

One-offs
Reasons I wish I were a Jedi
Excerpt from unfinished comic
Online gaming ethics
Kill Bill
Snooker Blues
The Virus Writer's Club
Even weirdness can be entertaining
Space Caper

Just drawings
Floating
On the phone again
Space gif
Putain, quelle merde
The Urb
Back Catalogue
Banana peel
Planet Earth is blue
Phone wallpapers 176 x 220
Clamp
Spa-a-a-ce
E-Ville Chair
Spaceshippe
Jetpacks
Overgrown lizard-thingy
Face
Harbour Car
Scary Monsters
Let's See Some Tongue
Mmmm...
Cervical Failure
Past Modern
The Bloke in the Castle on top of the Hill
Satellite eye view
Vertical City again

25 stories that never made the headlines in 2006

LIES TOLD TO NEWBIES READ THIS, ALEX

<P><IMG src="imagens/RSS_feed.jpg"><A class=link2 href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheRandomNumber">RSS Subscription</A><BR><BR><IMG src="imagens/mail.gif"> <BR><STRONG><U>LINKS<A class=link2 onclick="MM_openBrWindow('cgi-bin/status.php','em433statuseditor','width=300,height=400,scrollbars=yes')" href="javascript:;" target=_self>:</A><BR></U>         <BR><A class=link2 href="http://asseptic.org/433/cgi-bin/newspro.cgi">_</A><EM>PT Blogs<BR></EM></STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://quatroquatrodois.blogspot.com/">442</A><BR><A class=link2 title="More good blogging from down south (EN)" href="http://www.alternativeyouth.com/adrift/">Adrift</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://claroouescuro.blogspot.com/">Claro Escuro</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://esperancaportista.blogspot.com/">Esperança Portista</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.gho5t.org">Ghostboy</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Eduardo Sousa's cinema-obsessed drivel (EN)" href="http://asseptic.org/blog">If Then Else</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://in-util-idades.blogspot.com/">In-util-idades</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://jogodirecto.blogspot.com/">Jogo Directo</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.maosaoar.blogspot.com/">Mãos Ao Ar</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Means «Half of Milk» (PT)" href="http://meiadeleite.com/log/">Meia de Leite</A><BR><A class=link2 title="It's a killer photolog" href="http://flickr.com/photos/pesterussa">Pesterussa</A><BR><A class=link2 title="It's back and it's brilliant. 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Technobabble on everything, from cellphones to iMac fetishist accessories (EN)" href="http://the.taoofmac.com/space">Tao Of Mac</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/carlos_lobao/">Whisquissos</A><BR><BR><STRONG><EM>_Rest of the World</EM><BR></STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://againwiththecomics.blogspot.com/">Again With The Comics</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://blog.wired.com/cars">Autopia</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.autosavant.net/">Autosavant</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.autospectator.com/cars/">Autospectator</A><BR><A class=link2 title="You know, Boing Boing." href="http://www.boingboing.net/">bOING bOING</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.eurocarguy.blogspot.com/">Euro Car Guy</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.fotolog.com/instoppable">INSTOPPABLE</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.linesandcolors.com/">Lines and Colours</A><BR><A class=link2 title="The original blog flavour" href="http://www.memepool.com/">Memepool</A><EM> <BR></EM><A class=link2 href="http://music.for-robots.com/">Music (for robots)</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/journal.asp">Neil Gaiman</A><BR><A class="link2"  href="http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/">Photoshop Disasters</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://randomreality.blogware.com/blog">Random Acts of Reality</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://rocknerd.org/">Rocknerd</A><BR><A class=link2 title="He thinks I'm a cartoon character (AU)" href="http://dev.null.org/blog">The Null Device</A> <BR><A class=link2 title="Home of all that is Grudnuk, and also of The Mighty Graham (AU)" href="http://grudnuk.com/vm">Virulent Memes</A> <BR><BR><EM><STRONG>_Webcomics well worth reading<BR></STRONG></EM><A class=link2 title="A webcomics directory" href="http://www.webcomics.com/">Webcomics.com</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Luscious drawings by Kazu Kibuishi" href="http://www.boltcity.com/comics.htm">Bolt City</A><BR><A class=link2 title="A superb webcomic with a hint of Portugal. By Tony Esteves" href="http://www.cigarro.ca/">Cigarro and Cerveja</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Not exactly a webcomic, but a parade of cartoon beasties, from the cuddly to the grotesque. By Andrew Bell" href="http://www.creaturesinmyhead.com/">Creatures in my head</A><BR><A class=link2 title="From the Abstract Horse to Larry and Sally, the squirrels. Fab. By Glenn Dellon" href="http://www.lewis-comics.com/">Lewis</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Not a webcomic, but amazing art. Not bad for someone born in 1989" href="http://napka.deviantart.com/">Napka</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Subtle but poignant, well-drawn humor. By Woody Fu" href="http://www.peroxidecomics.com/index.html">Peroxide Comics</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://pbfcomics.com">Perry Bible Fellowship</A><BR><A class=link2 title="See it to believe it. Hilariously funny to any atheist and not easily offended christian, jews, muslims, etc. By Tatsuya Ishida" href="http://www.sinfest.net/">Sinfest</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Fabulous, and even Far Side-like at times. By Max Cannon" href="http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index.html">Red Meat</A><BR><EM><BR><STRONG>_Stuff</STRONG></EM><STRONG> <BR></STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.citroenet.org.uk/">Citroënet</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.tramontana.co.hu/citroen/">Citroën BX DIY</A><BR><A class=link2 title="For the Citroën fan (FR)" href="http://www.citroen-exclusive.tk/">Citroën Exclusive</A><BR><A class=link2 title="One of the best fansites dedicated to the best club in Portugal and the current #1 in Europe" href="http://www.fcporto.ws/">FCPorto.ws</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Get yer tabs here" href="http://www.olga.net/">OLGA</A> <BR><A class=link2 title="Books! Books! Books!" href="http://www.gutenberg.net/">Project Gutenberg</A><BR><BR><STRONG>Reading:<BR></STRONG><EM>The Dreaming Void - </EM>Peter F. Hamilton<BR><EM>TTC - Classical Archeology in Ancient Greece and Rome - </EM>John Hale (10/10)<BR><EM>TTC - Emperors of Rome - </EM>Garrett G. Fagan (10/10)<BR><EM>TTC - The Search for Intelligent Life in Space - </EM>Seth Shostak (10/10)<BR><EM>The Chamber - </EM>John Grisham (not my cuppa tea)<BR><BR><STRONG>Playing:</STRONG><BR>Nuffink! <BR><BR><STRONG>Listening:<BR></STRONG>A lot of Marvin Gaye<BR>The Teaching College<BR><BR><STRONG>Happening:<BR></STRONG>Very dazed and confused as a neophyte architect<BR><STRONG><EM><BR>Cartoons</EM></STRONG><BR>We Ain't Reasonable Guys<BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/327" target=warg><STRONG>01</STRONG></A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/328" target=warg><STRONG>02</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/329" target=warg><STRONG>03</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/330" target=warg><STRONG>04</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/333" target=warg><STRONG>05</STRONG></A><BR><BR>Extra-Caffeine<BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/324"><STRONG>01</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/325"><STRONG>02</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/335"><STRONG>03</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/337"><STRONG>04</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/343"><STRONG>05</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/344"><STRONG>06</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/346"><STRONG>07</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/376"><STRONG>08</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/377"><STRONG>09</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/379"><STRONG>10</STRONG></A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/388"><STRONG>11</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/391"><STRONG>12</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/394"><STRONG>13</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/395"><STRONG>14</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/397"><STRONG>15</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/398"><STRONG>16</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/399"><STRONG>17</STRONG></A><STRONG> <BR><BR></STRONG>The Syndicate of Super-Heroes<BR><A class=link2 title="The Syndicate of Super-Heroes" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/402"><STRONG>01</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Zap href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/404"><STRONG>02</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Doctor Thespion" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/405"><STRONG>03</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="One harder punch" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/407"><STRONG>04</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Crossover href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/409"><STRONG>05</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Oh my God, she ain't got a bra on" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/411"><STRONG>06</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Shady business" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/412"><STRONG>07</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Professor Vanker's Masterplan" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/414"><STRONG>08</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Z-bomb href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/418"><STRONG>09</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="The Wrath of Farxor" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/419"><STRONG>10</STRONG></A><BR><A class=link2 title=Super-problems href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/420"><STRONG>11</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="A plan" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/423"><STRONG>12</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Never fear, the Syndicate's here!" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/424"><STRONG>13</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Interview href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/426"><STRONG>14</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="The Super-Hero Approach" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/428"><STRONG>15</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="The Negotiator" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/430"><STRONG>16</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Super-Strut href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/437"><STRONG>17</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Group shot" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/438"><STRONG>18</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Die Puny Humans" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/440"><STRONG>19</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Punch on sight" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/442"><STRONG>20</STRONG></A><BR><A class=link2 title="The Super-Hero Archives" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/443"><STRONG>21</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Exit Plutonius" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/462"><STRONG>22</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="A decision" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/466"><STRONG>23</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Join the Syndicate!" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/467"><STRONG>24</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Fill in the form" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/468"><STRONG>25</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Placing href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/470"><STRONG>26</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Chair href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/473"><STRONG>27</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="Flab-test dummy" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/474"><STRONG>28</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="The obvious candidate" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/477"><STRONG>29</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Web-Man href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/479"><STRONG>30</STRONG></A><BR><A class=link2 title="Captain Unbelievable" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/571"><STRONG>31</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title=Penalty href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/572"><STRONG>32</STRONG></A> <STRONG><A class=link2 title="S.S.H. H.Q." href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/573">33</A> <A class=link2 title="Peeping Fly" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/574">34</A> <A class=link2 title="The Grim Reaper's company car" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/576">35</A> <A class=link2 title="Rotten News" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/699">36</A> <A class=link2 title=Bill href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/701">37</A> <A class=link2 title=Balaclava href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/705">38</A> <A class=link2 title="Faux pas" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/717">39</A> <A class=link2 title=Salvation href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/718">40</A><BR><A class=link2 title="Blazing Hot Marketing" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/719">41</A> <A class=link2 title="And now a word from our sponsors" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/722">42</A> <A class=link2 title=Haircut href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/723">43</A> <A class=link2 title="Indifferent proposal" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/725">44</A> <A class=link2 title="Secret Identities" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/726">45</A> <A class=link2 title="Top spot" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/728">46</A></STRONG><BR><BR>Mind Over Mind<BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/498"><STRONG>01</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/502"><STRONG>02</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/508"><STRONG>03</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/515"><STRONG>04</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/522"><STRONG>05</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/526"><STRONG>06</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 title="The making of M.O.M. and beyond" href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/528"><STRONG>*</STRONG></A><BR><BR>The DSV Machine<BR><STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/759">01</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/760">02</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/763">03</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/768">04</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/772">05</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/774">06</A> <A class=link2 href="http://asseptic.org/433/777">07</A> <A class=link2 href="http://asseptic.org/433/778">08</A> <A class=link2 href="http://asseptic.org/433/800">09</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/803">10</A><BR></STRONG><BR><EM>DSV Machine previews & making<BR></EM><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/535"><STRONG>01</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/538"><STRONG>02</STRONG></A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/545"><STRONG>03</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/549"><STRONG>04</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/555"><STRONG>05</STRONG></A><STRONG> </STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/558"><STRONG>06</STRONG></A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/720"><STRONG>07</STRONG></A> <STRONG><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/770">08</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/771">09</A></STRONG><BR><BR></STRONG>One-offs<BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/150">Reasons I wish I were a Jedi</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/176">Excerpt from unfinished comic</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/291">Online gaming ethics</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/298">Kill Bill</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/499">Snooker Blues</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/505">The Virus Writer's Club</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/521">Even weirdness can be entertaining</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/543">Space Caper</A><BR><BR>Just drawings<BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/753">Floating</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/752">On the phone again</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/751">Space gif</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/292">Putain, quelle merde</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/295">The Urb</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/297">Back Catalogue</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/304">Banana peel</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/306">Planet Earth is blue</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/340">Phone</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/299">wallpapers</A> <A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/300">176 x 220</A> <BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/386">Clamp</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/511">Spa-a-a-ce</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/482">E-Ville Chair</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/359">Spaceshippe</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/513">Jetpacks</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/514">Overgrown lizard-thingy</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/517">Face</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/518">Harbour Car</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/519">Scary Monsters</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/520">Let's See Some Tongue</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/523">Mmmm...</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/524">Cervical Failure</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/525">Past Modern</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/539">The Bloke in the Castle on top of the Hill</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/540">Satellite eye view</A><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.asseptic.org/433/541">Vertical City again</A></P>
<P><A class=link2 href="http://www.projectcensored.org/censored_2007/index.htm">25 stories that never made the headlines in 2006</A><BR><BR><A class=link2 href="http://www.paintercreativity.com/articles/top-10-lies.html">LIES TOLD TO NEWBIES READ THIS, ALEX</A></P>